The Twelve Days of Menopause

It's nearly that time of year again, when the thought of roasting a turkey brings us out in a hot sweat faster than we're used to!  Whether you love getting stuck into planning for a huge feast, or you'd rather avoid all the wrapping, peeling and prepping, there's no denying it's a special time of year for spending with friends and family.  With two Christmases of restrictions behind us, we hope that this year we can have a celebration that's in line with what we're used to - so to get us into the festive spirit we've come up with a tongue in cheek take on the seasonal special, The Twelve Days of Christmas. Sing along when you know the words!

In the first year of menopause my hormones gave to me many nights of feeling sweaty.

In the second year of menopause my hormones gave to me two hours of waking and many nights of feeling sweaty.

In the third year of menopause my hormones gave to me three brand new chin hairs, two hours of waking and many nights of feeling sweaty.

In the fourth year of menopause my hormones gave to me four aching limbs, three brand new chin hairs, two hours of waking and many nights of feeling sweaty.

In the fifth year of menopause my hormones gave to me five midriff rings, four aching limbs, three brand new chin hairs, two hours of waking and many nights of feeling sweaty.

In the sixth year of menopause my hormones gave to me six things forgotten, five midriff rings, four aching limbs, three brand new chin hairs, two hours of waking and many nights of feeling sweaty.

In the seventh year of menopause my hormones gave to me seven missed months bleeding, six things forgotten, five midriff rings, four aching limbs, three brand new chin hairs, two hours of waking and many nights of feeling sweaty.

In the eighth year of menopause my hormones gave to me eight pills to swallow, seven missed months bleeding, six things forgotten, five midriff rings, four aching limbs, three brand new chin hairs, two hours of waking and many nights of feeling sweaty.

In the ninth year of menopause my hormones gave to me nine herbal remedies, eight pills to swallow, seven missed months bleeding, six things forgotten, five midriff rings, four aching limbs, three brand new chin hairs, two hours of waking and many nights of feeling sweaty.

In the tenth year of menopause my hormones gave to me ten days of spotting, nine herbal remedies, eight pills to swallow, seven missed months bleeding, six things forgotten, five midriff rings, four aching limbs, three brand new chin hairs, two hours of waking and many nights of feeling sweaty.

In the eleventh year of menopause my hormones gave to me eleven ways to feel down, ten days of spotting, nine herbal remedies, eight pills to swallow, seven missed months bleeding, six things forgotten, five midriff rings, four aching limbs, three brand new chin hairs, two hours of waking and many nights of feeling sweaty.

In the twelfth year of menopause my hormones gave to me, twelve months of respite, eleven ways to feel down, ten days of spotting, nine herbal remedies, eight pills to swallow, seven missed months bleeding, six things forgotten, five midriff rings, four aching limbs, three brand new chin hairs, two hours of waking and many nights of feeling sweaty.

We hope this has put a smile on your face.  Although this is just a bit of fun, dealing with many menopause symptoms is no laughing matter.  That's why we formulated our MenoShake to address a lot of these common concerns with nutritional supplements that we know work to alleviate these problems.  So go on, have a sing song and make yourself a warm MenoShake with marshmallows as a treat.